jalex5eva:

how

are

you

real

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:

Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve. 

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

whitedenimjacket:

ierosway:

ierosway:

the year is 2033. frank has waited 40 years for gerard. gerard has finally come to his senses. they get married. i am 49 years old. they are in their 60s. the mcrmy stir from their graves and reunite in celebration and tears.

300 hundred notes later and no one has corrected me on my math

frerard shippers can’t math they’re too busy crying

comedowntovoiceageneration:

Whater you lookin at?!

following-everybodys-blog:

fefeferi:

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

“The wolf and the girl ate her grandma together”